May 2013
“Of course, you never really forget anyone, but you certainly release them. You...”
– Chelsea Fagan, how we let people go (via noiire)
brandnewswastikas:
My favorite legal way to get high is holding in my pee for a really long time.
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
axto:
aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
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chillaxemurderer:
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
cum-for-me-satan:
all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
blindguymcsqueezy:
i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
