Of course, you never really forget anyone, but you certainly release them. You...– Chelsea Fagan, how we let people go (via noiire)
brandnewswastikas: My favorite legal way to get high is holding in my pee for a really long time.
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4. I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
chillaxemurderer: sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
cum-for-me-satan: all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself
my suicide note: i'm fat and i can't do math homework
pizza: when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
blindguymcsqueezy: i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.